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This week's Craption brought to you by Hank Hill of Strickland Propane and Propane Accessories
Kamikaze Phoenix
Why did it have to be trapezoids? I hate trapezoids! BURN IN HELL YOU GEOMETRIC BASTARD!!!
Freudian_Slip
There, that's the last of the tire slashing bandits... now we just have to fix our bikes.
Joey_09876
It's finally happened. I told Speedy gonzalez he had to slow down at some point, but he just kept going faster...
Roclawzi
The Cracked IT department continues to have problems with the server overheating when the new Craption picture comes up.
darknesss
...and on that day, Prometheus gave the gift of fire to the BMXers- the sport was never the same
Salisbury_Brian
Though it was a six hour bike ride, it was well worth seeing David's "Satan Stick".
Kamikaze Phoenix
I asked you to "blow up" my bike tire, not "blow it up". I meant "inflate", you see? But this is cool too....
tubbyninja
"Garden hose, $12. 3 foot pipe and lighter, $25. Gas tank, $30. A group with the collective IQ of a glass of water willing to give it a go, priceless."
Kamikaze Phoenix
Trying to kill the baby dragon with a flamethrower turned out to be a REALLY bad idea...
Joey_09876
"Someone should tell those bikers their chicken's done......I'm not doing it, Chuck, you do it!"
Joey_09876
I was the first one to submit a craption, and I was 30 minutes late! Nice work, Cracked!
Kamikaze Phoenix
He tried to fumigate the roach, but it had a lighter. When the tank ignited, everyone in the picture was horribly injured.
Kamikaze Phoenix
He was trying to get some street cred, but he was too dumb to know that he couldn't smoke the crack on the ground.
massimagrayshun
Filming of the new Mad Max film is put on hold after Mel Gibson's urine sample bursts into flames
metsfan
Brian was puzzled. It was not cold outside nor was it dark, yet chang continued to light is fire. The crowd looked on, the crowd looked on...
kenshin4542
As we take a closer look, the Redneck is a fascinating creature as we can see here by it's unique mating ritual.
Julius_Goat
Yes, the teflon marshmallow is great. Until it is time to roast that motherfucker.
dpollok
Fortunately, the rest of his belongings were spared. Unfortunately, all he had left was that homemade flame-thrower.
spud
Honestly, when the teachers aren't watching, those little fuckers at Hogwarts can be quite cruel to innocent Muggles...
fflinstone
Those who couldn't attend Burning Man this year had to settle for the next best alternative: Burning Turd.
Julius_Goat
The burning bush was an oddity being interviewed by public access cable freaks when it was first discovered. Of course, within a month, it was on Oprah.
Julius_Goat
The Sarah Palin book is very addictive, and sometimes requires an extreme intervention.
Julius_Goat
To prevent Gremlin attacks, you can follow all the rules regarding Magwai . . . or you can just go the easy route and roast Gizmo.
codespyder
After the 22nd wasted balloon, and the tears of many children, Bob was frustrated. Something was wrong with the helium pump, but what?
ripcurlsurfer44
Deep within a remote desert, researchers have located the cause of global warming.
G.Murdoc
Wow, that's just retarded. Not the explosion, that's awesome. I'm talking about that guy's blood-red hair.
virusrt
Five minutes later, General FireHead had recieved a treaty from Th United Ant Army, admitting defeat and begging mercy.
Julius_Goat
Only losers burn Harry Potter books, but it takes a real dumb-ass to think they're making a point by loading them all onto a Kindle and then torching it.
Chrysoprase
Misunderstanding the overheard conversation, the hillbillies tried to get in on this DVD burning thing.
dpollok
The flamethrower wasn't too impressive. Luckily, seeing Annie Lennox topless was worth the price of admission.
visitor
Rorschach's Journal, November 22nd, 2009: "Humans. Animals. I see no difference in this world. Useless humour. People captioning mediocre pictures on the internet with reference to me. This will stop. I will seek revenge. Todays craption picture? Wha
jakflak
Unlike the Star Trek convention, the Beavis and Butthead convention was a real disappointment.
scar28fo
so rednecks moved up in society again did they? first they get tanks, now fire? i wonder when they will have sex with people not in their family
dpollok
Okay, so our quest to invent the fireproof skateboard has resulted in another failure.
dpollok
I really don't think you all need to worry about burning those draft cards. They have drug testing now.
Johnnie5000
While everyone is too busy staring at the fire, there's a naked guy stealing wallets.
drworm
In the latest Food Network special, Thunderdome's natives show you how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey in 60 seconds.
patthehun
And God said to Moses, "Shave your head and wear a fucking shirt, you look like a goddamn hippy!"
Spider
He seems so determined, I don't have the heart to tell him that you can't burn down the desert.
touchmybody
The "burning" sensation curt'd been trying to describe to his friends when he urinated out of his bionic penis.
Mikkelocalypse
"I swear I saw Osama in there!" "Well lets fucking roast his ass out of that hole!"
dresnok
I'm not going to make up anything funny, I'm just going to ridicule everything the last winners said, that will surely get me to 1st place, right?
jonnyt84107
The only proper way to get rid of Twilight novels and Twilight related merchandise
PandaBoy
That's actually the decapitated head of one of the members who questioned why they burn things.
Truthiness
On the seventh day man created fire. On the 8th day, man learned to use it to his advantage.
FruitVendorArmy
The "Burning of the Trapezoid" ceremony signifies the biker culture's hatred of anything related to intelligence.
BabyFaceBlack
The alternate ending to Waterworld, just before Dennis Hopper pisses all over Kevin Costners burning corpse
w0Nko_the_sANe
Man, I don't fuckin' care what all those people say about Sherriff Joe——Tent City fucking ROCKS!!
savinator
In Soviet Russia, stuff happens the exact opposite from what you would normally expect, which is hilarious!
DTrojan
The no heat needed inner-tube patches were a big hit becase Claude always used too much heat.
dead_alewives
"I don't know what Smokey the Bear was talking about. This is freakin' awesome!"
kylesimm
Wasteland Survival Guide Rule #35: The Twilight Series special Edition DVD Pack, is not to be taken lightly.
massimagrayshun
"I'm happy we used the last can of gasoline in the world to burn the last copy of Jonas brothers CD in the world"
fac51
great the cracked database is down at last I've got a chance to win.now if only I could think of something funny . . . . . . . . .
TalkToPizza
"See guys, with my new bionic penis I can piss fire!" "Wow Jeff...that's really...gay. Like your pink hair"
smoochy
The REAL Problem with with Flame Creatures, is Flame Creature Feeces. Plus They never bathe.
Dickwich
"Hey guys you know what we haven't played with in a while? Spaceballs the Flamethrower!"
Munsi
By the end of the day everyone would learn to feare the power... of the LAMETHROWER!!!!
Munsi
Ejaculating fire, while awesome, can lead to health problems later in life. Consult a doctor.
Munsi
...must stop myself... from using... Firestarter Twisted Firestarter referance... DAMMIT!!!
jonnyt84107
When instructed to get rid of anything that could be used by and identity theif, these guys didnt mess around
woodeye
"Look here, Daddy. Ye gist push this button an' it shoots fire at the base of the cross. No more ketchin yer robe on fire!
Cheezball
Guy 1: I've got balls of steel. Guy 2: Oh yeah? Well I've got a flame-throwing penis.
AlexPav64
And so, Georgia had finally begun the process of catching up with the rest of America.
Asok_Green
Sure he can only do it once, but it's still a lot more impressive than "fetch" or "roll over."
jdrhodes
Realizing that they had forgotten to buy shovels when the tide began to rise, the quick-thinking crew of Crepshow committed an act of mercy upon Ted Dansen #1.
kaly76hummer
Recently, I came- across- an age-gap site called __Agegapmingle @ c o m__ It's a nice- free- placeÂ- for Younger Women-Older Men, or Older Women-Younger Men to interact with each other. Age gap is not problem there. You may check out or tell yourÂ
kaly76hummer
Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at __Agelessmatch.com__a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe yo
beige
The new mad max movie really had to cut back on the special effects to make some for all the antisemitism
beige
The new mad max movie really had to cut back on the special effects to make room in the budget for all the antisemitism.
iamgine
Hey Cracked, next week me and my friends are going to get naked and create fire. Wanna take a picture?
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